And another thing

Rather than edit my previous post to add this, I’ll just create this as an addendum.

Ahem. Now, let’s see how we do this:

May 8, 2006
Weather: Mostly sunny, 76 degrees.

Dear Diary:

This morning I had to get up and FOREGO my morning coffee. No, that’s wrong… I had to forego my morning Coffee. That’s Coffee with a Capital C. I also had to forego my cereal, my milk, and any water.

But, oh the joy! In their place I got to feast on Milk of Barium! BLLeeaaaaacccckkkkkkkkkk!

So, the doctor thinks this pain (which I had assumed was an injury from lifting some marble) may be Diverticulitis. Now, I have to confess I never knew I HAD a divertick but, hey, he says I do… or at least he implied I had one by saying it was infected.

Anyhow, now we’ll see how that goes.

On another front, I’m wondering what’s up… I’ve been a total BITCH lately! I mean, I think I’ve related in the past that I have an issue with rage. Rage and I are on a first name basis. But this isn’t rage, it isn’t anger, it’s just… bitchiness.

I’ve snapped at folks at work. Oh, and here I need to interject that I was wrong, it IS related to rage, because my bitchiness starts out as simple bitchiness, but graduates into full blown rage once I get behind the wheel.

But more importantly than the people at work I’ve been bitchy too (because after all, who gives a rat’s @ss about them????) is I’ve been bitchy to the man I love. And that just plain sucks. As in totally, unequivocally, unabashedly SUCKS with a major ! at the end.

So, diary, tell me, you greatest of confidants… what the f@ is up?

Well, that’s it, oh dear one… ‘Til the morning.

E